Reviews and Editorials

Welcome to The Kylie Papers, dedicated to the fans of Kylie Minogue and brought to you by the good people at kylie-minogue.com. Within this site you will find reviews and editorials which express my opinions, not necessarily the opinions of anyone else here on this site...

...Not that I plan on saying anything against Kylie. This is a fan site, after all, and why would I vent vitriol on the woman who restored my faith in pop music? I will endeavor to be honest, however, and tell it as I see and hear it. It'll be up to you to determine my sensory acuity.

And why, you may ask, should you accept my opinion over that of your friends? Why read a faceless stranger's words, cute as I tell you that I am, and then plop down enormous sums for a DVD or book based on those words alone? The answer is you probably shouldn't. Save your money for your future son's education --- or better yet, splurge on that do-it-yourself liposuction machine you've been saving for so you can look more like Kylie. Understanding one's priorities is the key to a happy life.

Alternatively, you can look at it this way: If you buy Kylie stuff then Kylie will get richer. If Kylie gets richer, she'll get greedy and want more. If she wants more she'll work harder. That means more CDs, DVDs, concerts and Kylie paraphernalia which we can consume like the miserable but surprisingly content capitalists that we are. Forget the liposuction. Bring on the gold hotpants.